I'm not, like, Daniel Day Lewis. Yet. I will get there!

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

That's one thing you learn in sports. You don't give up you fight to the finish.

I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn't know how to get along without it.

Robots have a rich and storied history in movies.

Your friend will argue with you.

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

People have wanted to look inside the human mind, the human brain, for thousands of years.

Republicans simply don't know how to manage the economy.

When we successfully deceive others, they are not aware of it; the same is true with self-deception.

Band of Skulls is joining Cage the Elephant as my new musical caffeine.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.