He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

To be fearless, you must simply fear less.

I'll forget me.You forget you.We can be onetogether, happily.

Change & transformation. That kind of magic.

Only ignorant people think they have all the answers, intelligent people are full of doubts.

I think an education is not only important, it is the most important thing you can do with your life.

Two kinds of people are good at foreseeing danger: those who have learned at their own expense, and the clever people who learn a great deal at the expense of others.

The Second Coming will probably happen within the lifetime of people living today.

I prefer to think of faith, as Coleridge says of poetry, not as the taking up of belief but as "the willing suspension of disbelief". . . a willingness to be open, to explore, to investigate.

I?m 57 years old and there are adventures out there for me.

The most dire of all of life's grueling deceptions wedge themselves in in our minds between truth and perceptions.