I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

I always think that I'm the best thing in a lot of bad movies. Personally, I have to. I think that I like me as an actor.

You may not have faith in my friend fate, But my friend fate has faith in you.

I like doing family films.

Nothing would make my kids happier than to do another movie.

Charlie Brown's good. I always had a little crush on that Lucy. I thought she was kind of a hot little brunette.

Character actors are becoming a thing of the past. They're just going by the wayside. They're just cutting through that caliber of acting.

When you're making an independent film what you don't have in time and money you have to make up with creativity and diligence.

I don't go to parties. I don't go to clubs. My friends and I don't go drinking, we play D&D. I'm still a weird entity in the world.

I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh.

A small mind can never have a big result, for whatever you cannot see, you cannot have

A person must never live a lie. We free ourselves to live a full life by discovering the courage to face our illusions and live a true life.

Neglect your art for one day and it will neglect you for two!

The man whom society will not forgive nor restore is driven into recklessness.

True liberty acknowledges and defends the equal rights of all men, and all nations.

Contentment is not happiness. Contentment is stagnation and decay, whereas happiness is life and growth.

The only one benefiting from this, the American taxpayer, almost half of our taxes, our income taxes, are going to the military and to these wars.

If I was truly as brave as I thought I was, I'd have let him go. But I loved him, and I wasn't that brave.

People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.

Living en famille provides the strongest motives for rudeness combined with the maximum opportunity for displaying it.