I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

A word was more valuable to them when they were not sure of its value. Since they became famous, their word has been more expensive but its value is less.

One of the best-kept secrets in America is that people are aching to make a commitment if they only had the freedom and environment in which to do so.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Don't try to get all your rewards on earth. There are more rewards in Heaven.

When we get hung up on the non-essentials, the essentials have no opportunity to make a significant appearance.

Two men are equally free from the rage of ambition; are they therefore equal in merit? Perhaps not; one may be above ambition, the other below it.

I'm tempted to do everything. And sometimes I think, "Oh, come on. You can stick that detail somewhere."

In terms of conditioning and lifting weights, if you can't do that on your own, you're in trouble anyways. You're a professional, you have to get that done yourself.

Don't give in to hate - it puts you off balance

...and his eyes were so green they could turn carbon dioxide into oxygen.