I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

Whatever happens is for experience, because i am not sure about the 'good' thing.

There is no greater heaven the heart of a loving mother

My guitar's name was Liz. As in, short for Elizabeth, Queen of England. She was a lady.Don't judge.

If you care enough for a result, you will most certainly attain it.

Happiness doesn't come from commercial success but from the quality of work that you give back to your immediate community.

I went to a regular school, not one of those fame academy things.

I'd rather have my teeth drilled than listen to that awful song, 'Fly, Eagles Fly.'

Where I am right now I'm pretty good at. You know, I understand that there's a problem. I'm addressing it. I'm doing the work that I have to do.

Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law: all the law can do is decree how it is to be imparted and who is to acquire it.

The word is the most imprecise of signs. Only a science-obsessed age could fail to comprehend that this is its great virtue, not its defect.