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I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!


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You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.



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The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.



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In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.



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Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.



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Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death.



Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.



The way I see life, it's like we're all flying on the Hindenburg, why fight over the window seats?

The way I see life, it's like we're all flying on the Hindenburg, why fight over the window seats?



I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.



Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.



Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.

Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.





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I like the way you hustle man.



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I've learned to take things a little more easily, to be a little more forgiving of myself.



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