I'm a classic example of what can happen if you follow your inner voice. I was cursed with interests and some talent in many different areas. It confuses people.

There is a divine moment in our lives when we all become one. It's called procreation, and it is reborn, continually and forever.

My favorite thing is to be alone in a room with a blank paper in front of me and the time to fill it.

A stage play requires very different craft from a book, fiction or otherwise, and ditto from a screenplay.

It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife.

I am very abnormal... But it wasnt very long ago that I wasnt so abnormal. I was very normal and headed for a lifetime of paying medical bills as proof of my normalcy.

America is terrified of the passage of time. Prozac Nation. Land of Face Lifts.

It is all about marketing; that is where the real craft comes in. The best actors do not necessarily become the biggest stars. And vice versa.

Children who cling to parents or who don't want to leave home are stunted in their emotional, psychological growth.

Change is good. And in fact unavoidable.

Life without kids is like a camera without film.

How my adventures become your sins?

The only credential the city asked was the boldness to dream. For those who did, it unlocked its gates and its treasures, not caring who they were or where they came from.

She liked reality shows the best, and then the shows that purported to be about reality.

Every moment - something beautiful happens.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Remember that no relationship is a total waste of time. You can always learn something about yourself.

The high-minded man is fond of conferring benefits, but it shames him to receive them.

Genius must be born, it can't be taught.

People that want it to just be funny should not despair, because there is so much true crazy comedy coming up.

We gather knowledge faster than we gather wisdom.