I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Self-will and prayer are both ways of getting things done. At the center of self-will is me, carving a world in my image, but at the center of prayer is God, carving me in his Son's image.

Because no matter what they say, you always have a choice. You just don’t always have the guts to make it.

How sublime a thing it is to suffer and be strong.

Social media has colonized what was once a sacred space occupied by emptiness: the space reserved for thought and creativity.

You never really feel somebody's suffering. You only feel their death.

The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

I don't think Bono decided to be ambitious, he just is. But if this country ever ran out of electricity, just shove a plug up his hole and it would run for a week.

A man has no enemy worse than himself.

Shaquille O'Neal has always been one to speak the truth.