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Fruitcake Quotes: "There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us."

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.



Fruitcake Quotes: "Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet."

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.




Fruitcake Quotes: "Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface."

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.



Fruitcake Quotes: "The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other."

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.




Fruitcake Quotes: "The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses."

The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses.



Fruitcake Quotes: "Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like."

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.



Fruitcake Quotes: "Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants."

Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.




Fruitcake Quotes: "the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in."

the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.



Fruitcake Quotes: "We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!"

We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!



Fruitcake Quotes: "Oh, these people's minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they're not like you and me," said Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in a nail with the piece of fruitcake Aunt Petunia had just brought him."

Oh, these people's minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they're not like you and me," said Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in a nail with the piece of fruitcake Aunt Petunia had just brought him.



Fruitcake Quotes: "Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat."

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat.



Fruitcake Quotes: "I mean UKIP, I mean it's just a sort of, you know, bunch of fruitcakes and loonies and closet racists, basically."

I mean UKIP, I mean it's just a sort of, you know, bunch of fruitcakes and loonies and closet racists, basically.




Fruitcake Quotes: "Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you."

Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you.



Fruitcake Quotes: "The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out."

The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out.



Fruitcake Quotes: "You're going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake."

You're going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake.



Fruitcake Quotes: "I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me."

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.