I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you.

To be sentenced to jail because of your faith in God is to let you know the degree of darkness in that particular society

So when your hopes on fire, But you know your desire, Don't hold a glass over the flame, Don't let your heart grow cold, I will call you by name, I will share your road.

It is the weak and confused who worship the pseudo-simplicities of brutal directness.

When we see a beautiful object, a beautiful garden, or a beautiful flower, let us think that there we behold a ray of the infinite beauty of God, who has given existence to that object.

Everything I know about life I learned from the daily practice of sitting down to write.

The bigger a state becomes the more liberty diminishes.

Integrity means always doing what is right and good, regardless of the immediate consequences.

Drawing Lavi’s smile eases me precisely because he has such a sad fate.

One of our urgent opportunities is to respond to a child when he earnestly asks, remembering that they don't always ask.