We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

I want to hurt, so I can heal.I'm not unhappy.I'm just busy.I'm interested.And that's okay.

If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero.

Life was for living, so why as I wasting?

As for whether the magic in The Crown’s Game is real, well . . . that depends. Do you believe in what you cannot see?

There is somebody in our lives that we could call the Energizer Bunny and we admire for those qualities.

The accents are really really funny. I think I could convince somebody I was from New Zealand.

Write as often as possible, not with the idea at once of getting into print, but as if you were learning an instrument.

I’m not a pro, but I know enough to be dangerous.

We are all servants. The only question is whom we will serve.

Generally, I tend to despise human behavior rather than human creatures.