I love that there's such a rivalry. It's like, leaf water versus bean water, ya know? - Charlie

That's all you can do in this world, no matter how strong the current beats against you, or how heavy your burden, or how tragic your love story. You keep going.

And the thing about trying to cheat death is that, in the end, you still lose.

I didn't realise you'd ridden here on your high horse

..pain can't be taken away. It has to leave on its own. And I wasn't sure mine was the type of pain that wanted to go away.

Art is pain. And so is life.

We mourn the future because it's easier than admitting that we're miserable in the present.

It was like Latham: sometimes the point wasn't being the best, because it didn't mean you had the best life, or the best friends, or the best time.

But at the last minute, I turned left, because I never had before, and because I had time to go down a different road.

If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.

Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.

Science is the human endeavor to elevate the self and the society from the darkness of ignorance into the light of wisdom.

My most famous show is the 'Kitchen Show.' More famous than any gallery show or museum show I curated.

A man from the west will fight over three things: water, women and gold, and usually in that order.

I'm a figment of your imagination. You're only imagining that I'm sitting here eating with you. Because I'm just so freaking awesome that people daydream about being seen with me.

When we give up on our dreams, we die while still alive.

Concession comes with better grace and more salutary effect from superior power.

But questioning does not mean the end of loving, and loving does not mean the abnegation of intelligence

I imagine the film ["300"] as if I was a Spartan and I had never seen an immortal or a Persian, or an elephant or a rhino for that matter.