I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. I love making the dumplings. I think I just like to roll out dough.

Squirrel brains make you smart.

I think America needs us. 'Duck Dynasty' has given some hope to bringing the family back. I want to set that example.

I love having Phil [Robertson] in the kitchen! Not only is he a great cook, but it means less work for me!

My kids would come in from school and sit on the floor in front of the TV and line up duck call boxes and put the stickers on the duck call and then put them in the boxes.

The moment we choose to love we begin to move against domination, against oppression. The moment we choose to love we begin to move towards freedom, to act in ways that liberate ourselves and others.

I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

Man cannot pretend to be higher in ethics, spirituality, advancement, or civilization than other creatures and at the same time live by lower standards than the vulture or hyena.

The left is back, and it's the only path we have to get out of the spot to which the right has sunken us. Socialism builds and capitalism destroys.

Feeling well that breathed words Would all be lost, unheard, and vain as swords Against the enchased crocodile, or leaps Of grasshoppers against the sun.

Good nature is more agreeable in conversation than wit and gives a certain air to the countenance which is more amiable than beauty.

Technology is best when it brings people together.

He talked with more claret than clarity

If literature survives at all, it is as retreat for those who refuse to assimilate to American mass culture.