I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Everything is possible for one who believes

That wouldn't be a bad way to die...giving off light for millions of years after you're gone.

A tightly woven argument is more impermeable to the frigid winds of criticism.

Only a fool would leave the enjoyment of rainbows to the opticians. Or give the science of optics the last word on the matter.

My life has been devoted to peacemaking.

It is my goal to learn as much about the people I'm surrounded by. I am slowly widening who I am close with, and at the same time, growing further away from others.

If you ask people in the US what logos they like and recognise, they'll name Target or Nike.

We are more polarized. And some of that comes from the people and some of that comes from the media.

I've never seen you hide from anyone before. He must do something crazy to you.

I didn't want to find out the reality that if I wanted my dream, I had to lose weight. That's a crushing dream for anybody . . . to change yourself to get your dream. Nobody should have to do that.