I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

It doesn't matter what I said!

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

True strength comes from the mind and spirit.

Serious spiritual practice is more than serene walks in the woods, lit candles and incense. You have to be committed. You have to be willing to enter into your own darkness and transcend it.

My only good result in 1997 was marrying Brooke Shields.

All the insight we will ever need to live well will come from fully being who and where we are.

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

We don't give in and we don't stop. We are relentless and in the end we usually get to where we want to be.

If you're going to play a woman, you might as well play a woman that you liked, and someone sexy.

It can be really powerful to write something when youre sad.

The only thing I know is this: I am full of wounds and still standing on my feet.

Musicals are written and then rewritten. Those things used to happen on the road. Now they are done in New York during preview performances.