Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

It doesn't matter what I said!

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

There’s an innocence to her still that amazes me. Sometimes I forget she’s older than me. Then, I remember that she hasn’t gone through what I’ve gone through.

Two qualities are at the root of all meditation development: right effort and right aim—arousing effort to aim the mind toward the object.

Sannyas is not a philosophy

I play honestly and I play to win. If I lose, I take my medicine.

Most bands are commercial enterprises. But I'm not in one of those bands.

Camping in the backyard last night for Father's Day! Wrestling, stories, s'mores...it was awesome!

Flowers are red, and green leaves are green. There's no need to see flowers any other way than the way they always have been seen.

Forward, forward, men! Drive those fellows out of those woods! Forward! For God's sake forward!

I tried to write a TV series, and then I discovered first of all that I love writing more than anything on this earth, and that you could write exactly as well as you want to.

A lot of things drive me. What it comes down to is that I want to be the best.