Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

It doesn't matter what I said!

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

People tell you that you cannot, because they do not.

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.

Why does naming a thing give it so much power?

If we teach by the Spirit and you listen by the Spirit, some one of us will touch on your circumstance, sending a personal prophetic epistle just to you.

There is no harm in being sometimes wrong - especially if one is promptly found out.

Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had.

You must be passionate, you must dedicate yourself, and you must be relentless in the pursuit of your goals. If you do, you will be successful.

Gossip is easy, politics is hard.

Why not be a man and fight like a man.

An album is a project with which you have to hit hard.