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I like to think of bread as really bland cake.


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Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.



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You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.



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Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.



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I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.



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My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.



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The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.



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Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.



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One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.



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In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.





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