I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

Life is short unless agony is long.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

I've been coerced into free will.

I forgot what I was going to think.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

I love objectivity when mine.

Don't look around for the path you are meant to follow, forge it yourself.

I don't even correct people when they mispronounce my name now.

As I review the great history of our nation, community organizers have been at the center of so many of our great social movements.

Abilities wither under faultfinding, blossom with encouragement.

Forgiveness means that you do not carry the baggage of an experience.

All gods are tricksters, and war gods worst of any.

There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle.

Pipelines are by far the safest way to transport petroleum. They are safer than tankers, safer than trucks, safer than rail.

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world.

Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment the feeling which he has exists.