There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle.

The reality of what we really are is often times found in the small snips, way down at the bottom of things.

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Can you imagine 4,000 years passing, and you're not even a memory? Think about it, friends. It's not just a possibility. It is a certainty.

I had woven a tapestry of obscenity that as far as I know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

The hand of fate had dipped into the ragbag of humanity.

A man today never feels so alive as when he is hurtling from one point to another on the azimuth.

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

Manhattan cabs are born old.

My senses are alive with pleasure and joy.

The love of God is constantly active and present. His love didn't just happen once. It's forever moving in you and in your life.

I never understand why all of us are so stupid. All the time we nurse our spurious and witless ego, while looking deep down inside that we cannot live without talking to our loved ones.

Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars

Money is always transitively valued. More money is supposedly always better than less money.

I don't think nothing. I just do my work.

The oldest and best known evil was ever more supportable than one that was new and untried.

My friends are my inspiration, and all of them are true friends that support me. On a daily basis, I know that I have my friends to rely on.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

Oregonians aren't the only ones who recognize the extraordinary service and sacrifice of their state's National Guard.