I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things.

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

[To a photographer who said, 'Look this way, love':] I am not your 'love.' I am Your Royal Highness!

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.

You have to decide at the end of the day if you can live with yourself.

[On being told by a horse show spectator that she looked like Princess Anne:] I think I'm a bit better-looking than she is.

I know my own heart to be entirely English.

You are a pest, by the very nature of that camera in your hand.

Everyone’s searching for someone to end the pain of loneliness. Even the darkest of souls wants a shot at redemption.

Bitterness gives ill-health and waste life.Gratefulness leads to good health and happy life.

I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.

To have to introduce a new product at the worst economic time in the last 50 years probably wasn't the greatest thing to have happened.

There may be wonder in money, but, dear God, there is money in wonder.

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

I don't have a favorite place to play.

Global climate change is real. The legislative branch of our government is our last line of defense against pollution which is why I am so grateful to have the NRDC making our voice heard.

Forgive yourself and forgive others around you.

Men have not stacked the decks against women.