I know where he should have put his flag up, and he'd have got plenty of help. (said at Stamford Bridge)

Zero-zero is a big score.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it

You don't want to be giving away free-kicks in the penalty area.

The world is full of holes and uneven seams, wrinkled places that you can’t make smooth, no matter how hard you try.

Websites promote you 24/7: No employee will do that.

Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.

If you can write DNA, you're no longer limited to 'what is' but to what you could make.

We hunger for nobility: the rare words and acts that harmonize simplicity and truth.

If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.

I always had a dream to someday own an NBA team.

Hopefully you marry someone who you not only love, but who you like as well.

I wanted to go to regular high school- it looked like a lot of fun.

Plutus himself, That knows the tinct and multiplying med'cine, Hath not in nature's mystery more science Than I have in this ring.