Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it

Zero-zero is a big score.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

You don't want to be giving away free-kicks in the penalty area.

I just wanted to give my players some technical advice. I told them the game had started.

Instead of saying maybe in May, let May be!

Remember that yours is not the only heart that may be wishing for love.

His loyalty, so fierce and unwavering, makes my eyes water and heart ache.

I am not a home breaker and I can never be. I haven't been brought up to create havoc in other people's homes.

I spend most of my free time under the house.

We should treat our minds, that is, ourselves, as innocent and ingenuous children, whose guardians we are, and be careful what objects and what subjects we thrust on their attention.

But not all dark places need light, I have to remember that.

If I went in the cage, I was going to end up eaten alive. That was actually one of my top five ways not to die.

I was never completely destitute. I think I borrowed money once off a friend, but I've always been quite careful with my money, having come from not much of it.

A liar ought to have a good memory.