Funny Sports Quotes

Funny Sports Quote of the day

These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess.

Basketball really had its origin in Indiana, which remains the center of the sport.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

The interesting thing about coaching is that you have to trouble the comfortable, and comfort the troubled

Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

When you lose a couple of times, it makes you realize how difficult it is to win.

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

We're a team, and just by the nature of our sport, we're always promoted together. I think we are definitely two different people with two different personalities, but we're always linked.

In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side.

Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.

Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport.

Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work.