I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Peace, sweet peace finally comes to men when they humbly yield to the gentle pressure of the Spirit.

If you're alive, you're creative.

Stop falling for those who won't raise you up in the future.

But SACRIFICE does not mean 'death' at all. It means MAKING HOLY

Accept your humanness as well as your divinity totally and without reserve.

It’s so real." "Most dreams are. It isn't until you wake up that you see all the plot holes.

A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes to show you that people can become obsessed with redheads.

Nobody gets something for nothing.

No doctor is going to do an abortion on a live fetus. That doesn't happen. Doctors don't do that. If they do, they'll get their license pulled, as well they should.

Death by hanging. That, at least, I thought I would be spared.