I just kind of have a comedic looking body, I guess. If anything I really have to exercise just to not look too fudgy, otherwise I would just keep going and going.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

A photograph is the best split-second decision one can make!

This was an urban legend that didn't make it on to Snopes.com

Only you can change yourself, no one else can.

The English countryside, its growth and its destruction, is a genuine and tragic theme.

It's just so fragile. The growing sense of 'Oh, God, what am I doing Am I any good Will I ever work again' All those questions of self doubt, they do creep in.

My priorities had been changing before I had Addie but after she was born they changed completely. I don't count - my daughter sort of owns me.

All that is necessary to paint well is to be sincere.

Conspiracy theories are the refuge of the disempowered.

Qui sait déguster ne boit plus jamais de vin, mais goûte des secrets

When we have a choice it is always best to choose kindness. Veganism is simply the kinder choice.