I hope they bury me near a strait man

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

One of the Keith Commandments is that nothing is secret.

Never make a sales pitch as the way you introduce yourself. What you CAN say is how you help people and businesses.

When you network you develop a list of resources that you can share with others. This increases your value to those prospects and clients you deal with.

Discussions allow photographers to shuffle their prejudices

I've never had a very great public life.

We need a space program because we need explorers. Its in our souls.

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

American businesses and upper incomes pay a larger portion of the federal taxes of our national taxes than any country in the world.

It's too late. I've seen things...I've lost things you can't understand.

Martial arts is the kind of action that does tie in well to the supernatural.