I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.

My happiness doesn't come from money or fame. My happiness comes from seeing life without struggle.

To fall in love with someone who does not love you back, is the cruelest, most unforgiving heartache I have ever experienced.

There is definitely going to be another financial crisis around the corner because we haven’t solved any of the things that caused the previous crisis.

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.

I can set up shop anywhere. I've got my oils, I've got my yoga mat and I'm good to go. I must know good yoga classes in about 25 cities on this planet

For the resolute and determined, there is time and opportunity.

I wish I knew what I know now before.

To doubt has more of faith ... than that blank negation of all such thoughts and feelings which is the lot of the herd of church-and-meeting trotters.

In some sense every parent does love their children. But some parents are too broken to love them well& others are barely able to love them at all.