I have the curse of thinking funny!

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

Darkness has its own beauty that you can only see with your inner light.

In the realm of Greater Understanding, the workshop is dismantled after the work is finished.

I always think loyalty's such a tiresome virtue.

That God should allow good people to be as bestially stupid as that--rose against me like a towering blasphemy.

To start with, anybody who would like the world to be a better place should be able to think like an economist.

I love to relax. It's my favorite thing in the world. I am very good at being like a grandma and staying in and watching Game of Thrones or a movie. I think I could do that every night.

I have an impressionable palate. A well-worded menu or beautifully presented dish excites me. I get a great deal of pleasure just thinking about food.

As president, I will keep you and our country safe, secure, and free.

There is a fair amount of competition, obviously, with ISIL and the terrorist networks around the world, China also posing a different kind of threat to the rules-based order.

Summer, summer, summertime time to sit back and unwind.