When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.

Write as the wind blows and command all words like an army!

She noted, more than once, that the meteor shower was happening, beyond the overcast sky, even if we could not see it. Who cares if she can kiss? She can see through the clouds.

Whether at Naishápúr or Babylon, Whether the Cup with sweet or bitter run, The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop by drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one by one.

Many punishments sometimes, and in some cases, as much discredit a prince as many funerals a physician.

Pilgrims are poets who create by taking journeys.

Directing is all about storytelling. It's not about equipment, or anything else.

One of the important requirements for learning how to cook is that you also learn how to eat.

Complacency is the enemy of study.

The Cross did not happen to Jesus: He came on purpose for it. He is “the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

You have to do things for yourself, not for anybody else.