One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.

Laughter is the divine effervescing.

The wishbone will never replace the backbone

The first time he wrapped his arms around her and bent his head to caress her lips with his, she was caught by surprise and felt a breathless tingle shoot through her. Was this it, she wondered?

New Yorkers are inclined to assume it will never rain, and certainly not on New Yorkers.

Gear is money, and if there’s one thing we know about Hollywood, it’s that money talks.

In the love of a brave and faithful man there is always a strain of maternal tenderness; he gives out again those beams of protecting fondness which were shed on him as he lay on his mother's knee.

The shell must be cracked apart if what is in it is to come out, for if you want the kernel you must break the shell.

In China, if they open the markets, it will force local companies to compete with international players, and the local companies will benefit in the long run.

It is easier to live as a Protestant, but better to die as a Catholic.

People always have been and they always will be stupid victims of deceit and self-deception in politics.