If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.

A life of happiness, peace, and love is all within our grasp.

Guilt is what makes you accountable.

Ah Love! could you and I with him conspire To grasp this sorry Scheme of Things entire Would we not shatter it to bits - and then Re-mould it nearer to the Heart's Desire?

Reclassification is the best way to for us to preserve the Internet as an unfettered tool for communication and the sharing of ideas.

I hoped my absence made them happy or at least made them forget that they weren't happy and never will be.

Women do generally manage to love the guys they marry more than they manage to marry the guys they love.

Passions are less mischievous than boredom, for passions tend to diminish and boredom increase.

Truthful words are not beautiful; beautiful words are not truthful. Good words are not persuasive; persuasive words are not good.

I was very influenced by Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix. ...both of whom I had the pleasure of playing with and becoming friends with.

You will find the Divine in the last place, because once you find it, you will not go on searching.