I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Appreciation is the secret behind increasing in any area

Mistasinon stood as the music of life flowed around him, the instrument of his agency muted.

We must have the love that exists among children, for with them love rules without any special purpose.

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end.

Philosophy is fundamentally about how you come to terms with living your life and trying to do it in a wise manner, and, for me, that means decently and compassionately and courageously and so forth.

Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why should I fear that which can only exist when I do not?

...you have to reach for things beyond your grasp, or what is heaven for

Join me? Patting the spot beside him, he inclined his head. “Pretty please? I’m lonely all by myself over here.

To have great faith is to have great power, because your intent, your will, is undivided. When your word isn't dissipated by doubt, the power of your word becomes even stronger.

The only corporate social responsibility a company has is to maximize its profits.