I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

Love is a byproduct of deep appreciation.

No matter how small you start, start something that matters.

I have ideas for songs all the time, but musical ideas, like melodies, really come out when I'm in nature.

Her bark is worse than her bite.

I think my Wallander stories give a fairly good image of the world in the 1990s. I don't regret anything about that - on the contrary!

The bravest man feels an anxiety 'circa praecordia' as he enters the battle; but he dreads disgrace yet more.

We live in the least ugly time in history.

Prosperity demands of us more prudence and moderation than adversity.

I've always been told that women know everything. Is that not accurate?

Live for who and what you love.