I hate editors, for they make me abandon a lot of perfectly good English words.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign.

Donald Trump's secrets are two. - He has mastered the art of persuasion. - He has absolutely no conscience.

Life is filled with secrets. You can't learn them all at once.

He’ll have to prove it to you. Every day, he’ll have to prove he’s worthy of you. And if he doesn’t, that’s it. But I think he will.

All the joys in all the worlds of all beings who have ever been or will ever be, will never equal the perfection of one moment of absorption into the stillness of nirvana.

The war made possible for us the solution of a whole series of problems that could never have been solved in normal times.

Perhaps the only difference between me and other people is that Ive always demanded more from the sunset.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.

There is a mask of theory over the whole face of nature.