If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign.

Just because I'm a murdering, thieving, cowardly, traitorous sort doesn't mean I can't do my job properly.

All stories are true. But some of them never happened.

Not many people can lay claim to having broken Time, and we did it purely by accident.

Jack, " said Charles, "he's making up words again.""Yes, " Jack replied, "but he's getting better at it, don't you think?

Choices makes us, choices made at mire proves a person to be righteous or evil. It depends on us to be vanquished or to stand indomitable to a predicament.

I am not interested in the past, except as the road to the future.

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.

Fairness through leveling is the essence of Obamaism.

I think I've been in the top 5% of my age cohort all my life in understanding the power of incentives, and all my life I've underestimated it.

I've been hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, but confronted by none.

It occurred to me that we live in a lunatic world where the only way to maintain peace is to have an enormous war-making machine.

When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering.

Authenticity is really important, and sometimes thats really hard to get.

There are no atheist in foxholes.