I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

I believe fear of what we do not know may be the devil's best tool, meant to keep us back from those we long to approach.

You put quite a fight for a tame kitty

I hope the cooks who are working for me now are getting that kind of experience so they can use what they're learning now as a foundation for a great career.

As society changes, as politics change, as people change, certain songs still seem to resonate.

Oh, cold world -- I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms.

Maybe I will hire someone to make some belts for me. It's easier than fighting for them you know.

The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter.

The waves have rolled upon me, the billows are repeatedly broken over me, yet I am not sunk down.

The doctor will persist in laboring under the delusion that patients want common sense instead of magic.

It takes balls to execute an innocent man.