I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

There were no fear of death in children’s eyes because they had seen hanging, stoning to death and chopping heads in playgrounds and parks.

Suppose whatever we can recognize we can find. We can if P=NP.

And tonight the stars again ask me your name?And I just smile, playing the guessing game!

I think they are very important because westerns have a code and a symbolism.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

I recognize the lion by his paw.

In some ways we want definitions that can help protect our own interpretations of the genre.

I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.

Robots want to love us because the field of artificial intelligence has programmed robots to say they want to love us.

The incredible list of supposed horrors that increasing carbon dioxide will bring the world is pure belief disguised as science.