I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.

Life will be perfect if your expectations and responses to events are humble and perfect.

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.

Lugh goes first always first an I follow on behind. An that's fine. That's right. That's how it's meant to be.

She'd been pounding her location and thoughts into a device that would send those things to virtually any human with Internet access and yet looking over her shoulder had been a violation of privacy.

Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.' 'Girls don't shave', Arya said. 'Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs?

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.

The challenges some European economies have are such that it makes it very difficult for them. You have to go where the growth is.

I almost wish that there would be something like a simultaneous telecast and all Americans would be forced, forced - at gun point no less - to listen to every David Barton message.

I understand why the Tories will be gunning for Alastair Campbell because they fear his campaigning skills.