One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.

While your character flaws may have created mild problems for other people, they will create major problems for your spouse and your marriage.

A jealous husband is an ugly thing.

It's human

We ought all to make an effort to act on our first thoughts and let our unspoken gratitude find expression. Then there will be more sunshine in the world, and more power to work for what is good.

Slow and steady wins the race, and I believe in paying your dues.

And then adds with a laugh, 'but in retrospect I think he may have been more sophisticated than we were.'

Every newly discovered truth judges the world, separates the good from the evil, and calls on faithful souls to make sure of their election.

My intention is to tell of bodies changed into new forms.

These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation.

The further I get away from coaching, the more I know I made the right decision. You almost forget how wonderful family life is.