I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.

Grace freely given by God.

What are you doing in a fast lane, snail?

All my means are sane, my motive and my object mad.

The end of rebellion is liberation, while the end of revolution is the foundation of freedom.

Every religion there's something foul going on.

Other people will call me a rebel, but I just feel like I'm living my life and doing what I want to do. Sometimes people call that rebellion, especially when you're a woman.

I'm a firm believer in the idea that theater excels over film and TV in its ability to let people play with poetry.

The United States has 4 percent of the world's population and 34 percent of its Nobel laureates.

Fitzgerald said a very interesting thing in his diary; that human life proceeds from the good to the less good - that is, it's always worse as you go on. That's true.