I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

When you chase a dream, you learn about yourself. You learn your capabilities and limitations, and the value of hard work and persistence.

You are not permitted to suffer what others suffer, you are not permitted to fail or die young.

If you are open to change and welcome surprise, you know the secret of creativity and the secret of life.

Strong advocacy for education, health care and worker safety will be indispensable if they are to get their fair share of President Bush's austere budget for the next fiscal year.

Real faith invariably produces holiness of heart and righteousness of life.

Every family in America knows they have to do a budget. Every small business in America knows they have to do a budget. Every local government, every state, knows they have to do a budget.

Health of body and mind is a great blessing, if we can bear it.

Massie's frindship is something that has to be earned. Not because she's beautiful or popular but because she's loyal.

There may be other reasons for a man's not speaking in publick than want of resolution: he may have nothing to say.

In his 1930 book, Dirac took for granted that measurements could be made, but was very vague about what was actually involved.