I don't want people to think I believe in God.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

I love to read books that focus on parenting topics because there are so many different ways to do things. I find these books offer a lot of great opinions on many different subjects.

He who submits to discipline is a DISCIPLE.

I don't need to be motivated by anybody. Never have.

We need not fear any isms if our democracy is achieving the ends for which it was established.

He who can destroy a thing, can control a thing.

First of all, break-dancing has been done for years, though not all of it put together the way it is now. But, actually, the distinctions have been blurring since the 1950s.

I'm interested in playing lots of different complex women.

I'm a conductor of revivals. The only minister in the whole package. Little Richard, the evangelist.

Most of our faculties lie dormant because they can rely upon Habit, which knows what there is to be done and has no need of their services.

Guessing isn't knowing.