I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

If you want to ask one question, ask yourself, what are you giving to the universe and only that will be returned.

He heapeth up riches and knoweth not who shall gather them.

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school.

At home, when the heating pipes made noises, I imagined a tiny person was in there skipping with a rope. The fantasy world of tiny things became my escape.

The easiest beneficence is a smile. The simplest release is to have a vegetarian meal.

Whatever she says to you, it’s your job not to let her make you mad.

All The Rules In This World Were Made By Someone No Smarter Than You. So Make Your Own.

A vision and strategy aren't enough. The long-term key to success is execution. Each day. Every day.

De La Hoya doesn't know about salsa. He should keep on singing mariachis and leave the salsa to me. I'm good at salsa.

Half our days we pass in the shadow of the earth; and the brother of death exacteth a third part of our lives.