I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.

She pointed a long lacquered nail at the pocket where his hand was fidgeting. “So is that an Obsidian in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Burning bridges is much easier than making them and bridges take you places!

So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.

It's just me and I try to be myself when I'm singing.

There's a lot that you can do in television that you can't do with a film, theoretically. At the time, the only possibility was to do a movie.

He [Moliere] pleases all the world, but cannot please himself.

It's so hard to figure out how to end a TV show.

There is magic in sincere forgiveness - magic to heal.

For my part, if a lie may do thee grace, I'll gild it with the happiest terms I have.