Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

...only in relatively recent times have people decided that "because I want to" is sufficient reason for annoying others.

Surrounding yourself with good people makes you feel better about yourself, making them strip tease makes you feel even better.

Like all people who have nothing, I lived on dreams.

My concern is how we live fictions, how fictions have real effects, become facts in that sense, and how our experience of the world changes depending on its arrangement into one narrative or another.

I don't preach a social gospel; I preach the Gospel, period. The gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ is concerned for the whole person.

Be of good cheer, for you will never want, for the bullet was meant for me, though it hit you.

They (food companies) are putting $36 billion into directing those choices. And their methods are very effective.

I am often attracted to people with whom I could not hold a five minute conversation.

Were all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists havent been caught yet.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.