I don't mean this to sound hyperbolic but there are increasingly, albeit really minor, similarities between now and how Germany was lulled into what happened pre-WW2.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

The sinner is saved by the Saviour.

Guilt can be a very destructive emotion.

I've had quarter horses for the last 18 years.

We will discuss the issue and the rumors surrounding it with the agency. It is not very sensitive or ambiguous.

A person sometimes can't make a decision unless they know what decision to make.

So may'st thou live, till like ripe fruit thou drop Into thy mother's lap.

Like the healthcare industry, the banks should be taken out of the hands of the 1% and brought under democratic public ownership.

You don't buy evil characters lattes. That's not normal behavior.

He does not weep who does not see.

The Russians often took advantage of Lend-Lease.