I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

Money talks — but credit has an echo.

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.

I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.

People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!

I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.

The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.

It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.

A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.

Belief in a false reality about another person first manifests in the creators mind by making everything look like proof, then manifests in other people to become reality. Unless noticed.

What determines each person's state of happiness or unhappiness is not the event itself, but what the event means to that person.

There will always be a desire for something new, fresh and innovative, as well as a yearning and respect for timeless elegance and beauty.

But one day, the things that make you free start to keep you down.

He who can at all times sacrifice pleasure to duty approaches sublimity.

Man is the weak being who, in spite of all his self-importance and pride of wealth and capital, is vanquished by the smallest microbe.

Ray Garton never fails to go for the throat!

Most things in life are moments of pleasure and a lifetime of embarrassment; photography is a moment of embarrassment and a lifetime of pleasure.

I can be a bit of a science geek. I tend more towards reading about brain science, neuroscience.

One of the great things about young people is that they do question, that they do care deeply about justice, and they they have open minds.