I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.

Money talks — but credit has an echo.

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.

I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.

People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!

The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.

It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.

A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.

Il n'y a de réalité que dans l'action.(There is no reality except in action.)

Remember, It doesn't matter what you can do, what really matters is what you will do.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

The purpose of employment is not to make money

People confuse the person and the part.

Abundance is a direct reflection of your preparation to live abundantly. People who are ready for abundance keep their heads up, their eyes open and give thanks for everything they get.

There are moments in life where it gets so hectic that time becomes a blur. Keep calm and never give up.

The dead elm leaves hung like folded bats.

The trouble with education is that we always read everything when we're too young to know what it means. And the trouble with life is that we're always too busy to re-read it later.

Everyone has the power for greatness, not for fame but greatness, because greatness is determined by service.