I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Yes, sir, there are things to see and do on the French Riviera without spending money.

Treason, which begins by being cautious, ends by betraying itself.

Often Anxiety is the hand maiden of creativity.

We have a spiritual community but everyone lives where they want to. I recommend certain areas to live because of their power.

Every time Donald Trump thinks things are not going in his direction, he claims whatever it is, is rigged against him.

I think it is important to remind people of the extent of our free will.

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun?

You have to smile. Smile like you're really excited.

Our society needs to re-establish a culture of caring.

Be not too hasty to trust or to admire the teachers of morality; they discourse like angels, but they live like men.